Player Name: Zatch Y! Profile: zatch_17 Counterpart: Kai Kar de Raul -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kai Valentine Gender: Male Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 28 Birthday: April 14th, 1975 Sign: Aries Birthplace: Long Beach, CA Physical Description: Height: 6'2" Weight: 220lbs Build: Muscular Hair color: Blond Eye color: Grey Skin Tone: Tan Could very easily pass for a professional athlete, despite his vices Kai is a pillar of health. He is tall with broad shoulders and very well built. He has a handsome face with a strong jaw and usually keeps a 5:00 shadow, he also has the same stone grey eyes as his brother. Clothing Style: Depends, he isn't above shopping at Wal Mart and when he isn't on duty or out clubbing he tends to stay lax with his clothing. Usually just jeans, a T-shirt and light jacket to hide his gun. When he dresses to impress he'll break out the $150 silk shirt and gold chain. Items Usually Carried: LAPD Badge, 9mm cop issue Baretta concieled in a shoulder holster and a back up revolver in his ankle holster. Aviator sunglasses, cell phone, expensive watch, and his 'lucky' bullet necklace. Vehicle: Cherry red Ducati 998 Superbike Occupation: Cop for the Los Angeles PD History: Kai was 13 the first time he was arrested for vandalism. When he saw how much it pissed off Raul(his dad) most of his energy went into deviance. Throughout his adolescence Kai has wrecked a car, been caught naked with a girl in his bed, and fallen off a water tower drunk among many other things. During his senior year of highschool Kai finaly managed to make Raul snap by getting into a fight and landing in jail. He was then kicked out of his home. Kai lived on his trust fund until he graduated and having no interest in college he got a job as a bouncer at the Smoke Screen, a strip club in southern Los Angeles. Again this was mainly to get to Raul, few things are more embarrasing for a respected business man than to have his oldest son work in a skin club. And then one day he got a call from his mother, Raul was arrested for making some shady deals, alot of shady deals that would keep him in prison for the next thirty years. Kai went to the hearings but never spoke to his dad. About a month later he got another call saying that Raul Killed himself in prison. The family went bankrupt but Kai wasn't effected since he had been financially cut off for years. After that it seemed pretty stupid to spend all your time getting on someone elses nerves. The Smoke Screen was a cool place to work, but by then Kai wanted to see what else was out there for him. His best friend, Ethan, was training to be a cop at the time and talked Kai into checking it out as a carreer option. Kai had always had a problem with authority and flat out shuttered at the idea, but he decided to humor Ethan and talk to recruiting officer. The meeting went terribly, at the time Kai had six piercings on his face alone (and many more that couldn't be seen), and Hair grown down to his ass with red streaks. He was wearing a spiked motercycle jacket and spiked wristbands, he looked like he just came back from Ozzfest. The officer took one look at him and assumed that Kai was either a drug dealer or that it was all a practical joke. Kai took the slanderous looks for all of ten minutes before he thanked the officer and headed out with a back pocket full of glossy pamphlets. A week later he got a call from an ex-girlfriend, whom he still kept in touch with. She sobbingly told him that she was beaten by her boyfriend, her face was so swelled that she could barely talk on the phone and she had trouble walking. Kai grabbed a baseball bat and went over to his apartment with every intention of beating the shit out of him, but he promised her he'd think about not killing the bastard. When Kai got there he saw cops putting handcuffs on the boyfriend, Kai wasn't going to beat him up in police custody but he gave serious thought to making a solid whack to the skull. Kai wanted to be the one to slap the cuffs on him, he wanted to take away that guy's freedom the way he took away his girlfriend's health and security. When he got home from the hospital Kai fished out the pamphlets from the garbage. He enrolled in the police academy and has been a cop ever since. Personality: In highschool Kai was one of those people who demanded to be the center of attention and went to any length to gain it. Weather it was stealing a rival mascott's head or running outside during a hurricane watch stark naked on a $20 bet. Those who didn't know him very well thought he was insane, and those that did flat out knew he was insane. In his job he's a hotdog, demoted for recklesness one week and promoted for bravery the next. He's a sweet guy at heart and goes through more trouble to help out the hard luck cases than most cops would. Like Zack he isn't incredibly fond of wealthy people, though he's much less verbal about it and it stems more from animosity towards his father. Good Points: Strong character and wiser then he lets on Bad Points: Can be immature, sometimes fails to look before he leaps Likes: Pretty girls, fast cars, cool guns. Nuff said Dislikes: People that take life way too seriously Hobbies: Snow Boarding, Surfing, Cars, Martial Arts Strange Quirks: He's a closet fan of Neil Diamond. Quotes: As he's chasing a perpetrator "Boy you just don't want to do anything the easy way do you." Theme Song Kick Some Ass by Stroke 9 How many people wanna kick some ass?//I used to be a nerd/Grew up in the suburbs/Nothing there ever went wrong/I made it up in this song//I talk about the hood/I say stuff like it's all good/Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown/When I've never even been there//How many people wanna kick some ass?/I do I do/And how many people sick of holding it back?/I am /Well I am too//So don't lay another finger on her/She's mine and I still want her/If you put your hands upon her/You're a goner goner//And how many people sick of holding it back?/I am I am/And how many people wanna kick some ass?/I would if I could//But I'm really just a sensitive artist/Perpatrating like I am the hardest//So spin your cap around to the back/You think you rhyme but you can't rap/Loosen that strap a little more/Till your axe hits the floor//Flip off your fans/Make em cheer/Try to look sincere/Anger today's fashion/So sing another song about bashing someone's head in//How many people wanna kick some ass?/I do I do/And how many people sick of holding it back?/I am/Well I am too//So don't lay another finger on her/She's mine and I still want her/If you put your hands upon her/You're a goner goner//And how many people sick of holding it back?/I am I am/And how many people wanna kick some ass?/I would if I could//But I'm really just a sensitive artist/Perpatrating like I am the hardest/Acting like I'm not the smartest/I'm really just a sensitive artist//Awwwww Yeahhhh//So don't lay another finger on her/She's mine and I still want her/If you put your hands upon her/You're a goner goner//And how many people sick of holding it back?/I am I am/And how many people wanna kick some ass?//I said how many people wanna kick some ass?/How many people wanna kick some ass?/Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding it back?/I think I kick some ass/How many people wanna kick some ass?/I would if I could//But I'm really just a sensitive artist/Perpatrating like I am the hardest/Acting like I'm not the smartest/I'm really just a sensitive artist/Honest