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Alm's humanitarian project #2: Save the Bishojo Fund

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:14 pm
by Mana Link
Z wrote:I'm bored...so I'm posting some stuff from the old board...sort of to save memories, and to boost member post counts.
HI there Again, it's me Alm, while I have time from my first Humanitarian fund, I'd like to propose my second fund: Save the Bishojo Fund!!

So, while I'm taking a break from men, here's the reason why these lovely ladies need your precious money. Bishojo are pretty girls that usually have tragic ends in store for them because they fall for the bishonen or some other bad guy. Silly girls...don't they know Alm's always available to begin the breeding of the greatest half-grassrunner army of darkness and doom....ANYWAYS...ahem...

As I need to build funds to make up for the money "procured" from Miss Anisa's purse, I decided to start the save the bishojo fund in her name...as she's one of the prettiest girl's I've met so far. So, with a little duct tape and some help, I may be able to save these poor girls...

So, things that bishojo are known for...umm...well...type bishoujo in a google search and...wait, never mind. PUT ANYTHING IN A GOOGLE SEARCH and you'll find out what I mean...poor prett girls....

So, what do we need to do to save these pretty faces? Simple, start buying bras and distributing them...only then shall they be saved one of the more *Impressive* rigors of being bishojo (And it gives me something to steal...ah ha ha ha...uh...turn the camera off me when I'm ranting please.) So without further adieu, here's the gratuitous nudit- I mean, pictures of these poor wretched creatures...excuse me...I have to get back to the...(shudder) men now...

93% of the proceeds for the save the bishojo fund will actually go to bishojo...4% will go to Anisa for save the Alm fund and the remaining 3% is strictly for securing supplies...bras...panties...duct tape...you get the picture...

Re: Alm's humanitarian project #2: Save the Bishojo Fund

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:15 pm
by Z
I think it would be Granite making a Save the Alm from Anisa Fund.

Re: Alm's humanitarian project #2: Save the Bishojo Fund

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:15 pm
by Luria
One word. Tentacles. 'Nuff said.

Re: Alm's humanitarian project #2: Save the Bishojo Fund

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:16 pm
by Mana Link
Sorry...the store was all out of tentacles. So, instead I bought Silly string...it's not the same, but it will have to do...now to find a "friendly" bishojo to help out with this...experiment...I know! One of my own race members, Miss Bella of Alecrast, come on down!!

*Price is Right music playing in the background*

Re: Alm's humanitarian project #2: Save the Bishojo Fund

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:17 pm
by Z
Bella: Umm....I'll pass. D:
Mia: I can help! :D